I’d like to claim I was drugged, drunk, and possibly having a seizure, but the truth of the matter is I simply decided I’d take a peek into the 21st century and see what all the hub-bub was about. I have this sudden urge to yell at you kids to stay off my lawn. However, that wouldn’t be neighborly of me, so please do drop by and stomp through my azaleas at CEvans_Author on Twitter. And if the cops haven’t arrived feel free to check Chris Evans (Iron Elves) on Facebook. No refreshments will be served and I do plan on releasing the hounds.