OK, so I am a stranger living in a foreign land, but I have been here ten years so you’d think I’d have a better grasp of what the holidays are by now. You’d think that, but clearly, you’d be wrong. It’s like finding $20 in a coat pocket you put away in spring and just pulled out as the first snow flies. I just found a three day weekend! I don’t have to wear pants for a whole other day!