You wouldn’t think they could ruin a bagel…

I went down to the hotel breakfast buffet this morning and came face to face with the dreaded bagel topper monstrosity. I don’t know what exactly it consists of, but I think I recognized a cheese like substance with possible bacon bits and other flotsam and jetsam all fused on to the top of a soggy, grease laden bagel. There was a time in the not too distant past that I would have given it a try, but thanks to an intervention a few months ago those days are gone. I was going to take a picture so you could see what I’m talking about, but then it occurred to me you may be eating while reading this, and I don’t want to induce regurgitation. Suffice it to say, if you ever see a serving platter labeled “bagel topper” don’t open the lid, just run.

  1. lanyn

    um… ew. That doesn’t sound good on any level. Well, the bagel does, just not the topper part… Hope you found something else for breakfast!

  2. matthew_j_reed

    Great! Now I am curious. I actually want to see that abomination. I hate how the human mind seems to have the impulse to do exactly what it is not supposed to.


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