Smitten with my mittens

The only time I’m on the cutting edge of anything is when I try to slice a banana with a butter knife, but somehow I managed it this time and snagged a pair of the hottest Olympic gear months in advance. I’ve been wearing them everyday, making sure I wave a lot, brush my hair, adjust my glasses and randomly point at things. My invitation to one of those crazy New York parties with models and movie stars is just around the corner…

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      I should try showing up at some trendy club and just wave my mittens at the bouncer and see what happens. Hmmm, I’d probably wind up in an alley minus my mittens.

  1. newguydave

    LOL. We have our mittens sitting on the sofa and whenever a Canadian athlete is competing on TV, we slide them on and cheer really loud. Go Canada!

    I never realized these were the ticket to big time. Sweet!


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